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→ 22 May 13 at 12 pm

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

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→ 22 May 13 at 12 pm

fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

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→ 22 May 13 at 12 pm

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

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→ 22 May 13 at 12 pm

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→ 22 May 13 at 12 pm

paulwelsey:

why do my family and friends think that i am alone and sad when i’m in my room on my laptop. they don’t understand how much happier i am on my laptop and watching tv shows, than i am outside fucking talking to a bunch of people i couldn’t give 2 shits about and who don’t give 2 shits about me. i don’t understand what they don’t understand about that.

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→ 22 May 13 at 11 am

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→ 22 May 13 at 11 am

farahbear:

was that a horcrux

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→ 22 May 13 at 11 am

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→ 22 May 13 at 11 am

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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→ 21 May 13 at 11 am

“Breathe. Remember, it’s just chemicals.” 

       -Alex Gaskarth on panic attacks

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“Breathe. Remember, it’s just chemicals.”         -Alex Gaskarth on panic attacks